From Saigon to Cambodia

On the Mekong, Cambodia Customs, a very organised operation whereby swarms of kids run amock on your boat, shouting, "banana 1 dollar" and holding huge wads of black-market cash for exchange. You then set off for immigration, which seems to consist of a hut with an office and a volleyball court

There are no fat people here, except for fat tourists, especially in Saigon (Ho Chi Minh City). The people look like this:

HCMC at night
Crossing the street here is, indeed, an art form. This is how you do it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlyOom0bwwY&feature=related

Ice Cream, anyone?